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Dear Santa – Vol. 1

Posted 10 years ago by Bill McCurry

Dear Santa,

I’ve been a very good boy this year. Mostly.

For Christmas I’d like a 1,000 mile long arm I can use to slap the shit out of people when they need it.

Love you. Say hi to the reindeer.

Bill

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